Fox Times

Many FOX stars were stars decades before they met Mr. Murdoch. Shemp Hannity, for instance, was already rising to journalistic stardom in the fourth grade.

FOX makes it policy to hire only the finest journalists around. Among characteristics of FOX employess are honor, integrity, and reliability.

One of FOX's finest, Robert Novak, has been writing for over 60 years. Here is a gem of an article he wrote in 1944!

As George W. Bush can tell you, there is no easy way to describe someone who kills himself.

This is not a new problem. Even journalists in 1944 had similar problems describing enemies whose tactics required them to intentionally kill themselves...

FOX employees are famous - and often infamous - for telling it like it is, despite the political correctness of the times.

However, as this highlight from 1919 proves, the truth always stands the test of time.

The Murdoch family has never been big on cowardice, and anyone with a yellow belly got the appropriate coverage by FOX.

On the other hand, true heroes, like the lawman whose death is covered here, were given the utmost respect and reverence.

No one is more open-minded than the genuine conservative.

A positive reflection of the conservative mindset's views on women's suffrage, here is an 1848 article by FOX GAZETTE's own Andrew Coulter.

PHOTOJOURNALISM

The Bible says a picture paints a thousand words, and we at FOX agree. Oftentimes a photograph shows the world precisely what the liberal elite don't want you to see.

Here are some gorgeous, expert, National Geographic-quality, photos taken by FOX's very own Ted Sampley:

A well-preserved snapshot from 1974 of Bill O'Reilly offering his insightful opinion. This particular editorial was entitled "No Underlying Crime."

The left would have you believe a candidate who receives more votes than his opponents is "more popular" than his opponents.

But, as this oft-used visual tool from 1800 demonstrates, there's a better way to compare and contrast the popularities of opposing candidates.

For centuries, Rupert Murdoch's ancestors have been publishing "news" periodicals. With these publications, the Murdoch family secured Fair and Balanced accounts of many significant historical events, the true nature of which might not be so easily found were it solely up to the accounts of the liberal elite of the time.

Here are some highlights from these Fair and Balanced historical documents.

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